Wednesday, October 29, 2008

.: Hantu Mekap Tebal :.

Tut....tut....dialing....

Han2: Hello?
CK : Hello, hi S****a. Its Adzra here. Wonder where's the exact location for us to wait for the bus.

Han2 : It's here. Kat sini. (Dem! Like i can see where!)
CK : But where? Stadium Negara or Stadium Merdeka?

Han2 : Negara.
CK : Which part?
Han2 : Skolah Cina.
CK : Which skolah cina? Davidson? (Boiling)
Han2 : This one la... (Goddamit! Can't she read the signage or sumtin?)

CK : Can u get the bus driver to pick us here, Stadium Merdeka parking?
Han2 : errr...er... No!
CK : I can't afford to have the student running from here to there. We are here previously and were told to go to stadium negara before we were asked to be back here. Therefore, get your bus here.

Han2 : Cant do. The bus will have to wait for u guys here.
CK : Dun wait there. Most of us are here already. Get the bus to be here now.
Han2 : Traffic is bad.
CK : Wat traffic? Its a clear road. For god sake, get the bus here. We can wait u here. It's started to rain now.

Han2 : Cannot!
CK : Why?
Han2 : You want me to push the bus? (Wrong move!)
CK : If it's possible! (Hamik ko!)

Kalau u ols nak taw...tuh femfuan dalam gamba tu kononnya experience menggunung...Tapi for me...tak impress langsung!

Ikut logik akal la kan...ada ke orang nak masuk utan mekap tebal2? Siap ngan bulu mata pelesu lagi ok! Duuuhhh!!! Dah la kaler eyeshadow striking giler, foundation plak larik based color. Lebih putih dari biasa! Tak tacap leher plak tuh! Sebijik macam gamba tampal!

Phew! Marah sungguh ai dengan dia!


9 comments:

SilverFerio said...

ye la kan... dh bnyk pengalaman dia mengunung... tumit tinggi pun tadak hal :))

DoOrDie said...

yolah tuh abang oii...takde dia nak manjat2 ni...doks ebok tanggal bulu mata ada la!

cHoco said...

lol...pejadah make up tebal2 masuk utan...pastu kalo make up tertanggal dia touch up ke?lol... mungkin dia sedang melakukan ujikaji selama mna make up beliau yang sungguh dasyat tebal n tak sesuai tu tahan di dalam hutan blantara...mna la tau kot2 dia ada hipotesis bahawasanye Oksigen dalam kadar yang banyak mampu membuat makeup beliau tahan lebih lama... ceit...podaaahhhhh...

Pink Marie said...

CK!

ape lagi. tamparan wanita satu!

DoOrDie said...

Choco - hipotesis yang extremist!i dun buy it...

mek - memang nak kene seround!

Saya, Aku dan Kamu said...

apa ke hal nya nak pakai bulu mata pelesu bagai nk msk hutan. hahaha. lawak la plok. kekekee. dh gelak sengsorg dah ni. nnt karang org kata ai lak han2. huhuhu

kekekekeke

DoOrDie said...

ehehhehehe...sabar yana...sabar....

kot nak gelak pon, kaber2 ok?

Kakak Tiri said...

Aiyooo... control ayoo masuk utan? Nak ngorat species yang mana satu?

Mira a.k.a Toti said...

wakakakakaka...marah sungguh ko ni cik mok!! apakah benggong dea tu... suh tunggu tmpt lain dea tunggu tmpt lain... lenkali bg la info BETUL2!!

oh btw, dea masuk hutan nk pakai make up tebal2 tu nk ngorat hantu2 dlm utan kot...

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