:: Things ( about you ) That Drives Me Crazy ::

Its been like a week or two with you and i failed to understand some of your lines. Are we not speaking on a same tune here?

1. "Aku je boleh gile kuasa. Kau jangan nak perasan". 

I think you are being paranoid for saying so. Yeah right! We are not in a war or 'rampasan kuasa' that u have come with such statement. Don't tell me you feel threaten with my presence. Or...maybe you should?

2. "Ye, aku ni memang kaki bodek, kaki kipas". 

So? Berapa ramai yang kau nak kipas? Maybe u should consider to install an air conditioner? Make it 2 h.p lah. Nyaman sikit kehidupan kau. Me? I dont need to bodek2. I believe in my capabilities and strength. Err....do you have one?

3. "Aku memang pentingkan diri sendiri"

Oh great! Just great. Fyi, me too! But still, i learn to prioritize. I cant be winning all the time (though i can). As long as your arrangement tak menyusahkan other people, it should be ok. Do NOT by any chance you try to cross the border - my border. For once, please get the dictionary and try to memorize whats 'TEAM' was supposed to mean.

4. "Kau ikut je cakap aku. Paham?"

NO, i dont. I am not a machine or a clueless blondie that you can orders to do things as u wish to. I need explanation, and reason for doing things. Membabi buta is not in my list and i dont wish to add them in. You tell me what is your expectation and deadline, i'll do it my way. 

5. "Let me read/see them first, each and everytime"

Did i tell u that i'm not good in taking orders? Come out with 101 rules and you'll be dissapointed. Rules are meant to be broken. Why u so like that? Its not like everything must wait for you wooo...Unless you sign my cheque, i'll consider.

I dont appreciate you to say the above again and again and again. It sounds so sickening. And please, you dont want me to puke on your expensive shoes. Doncha? Be more sacarstic, you'll get double from me. At a time, you may score bonus. I am not here to fight with you neither to be your bestfriend. Be real.

When you enter a new place, study the environment before you decide to change the colors. Whats coming from your previous place may be irrelevant now. Stop trying to be significant to the world. You are not a King nor a Queen that you need to worry on your kingdom. Politics is not something i fancy. If you wanna be one of the politicians, you'll enter the wrong place. There's the door, off you go.

:: Seluar Tampung ::

Fashion, a general term for the style and custom prevalent at a given time, in its most common usage refers to costume or clothing style. The more technical term, costume, has become so linked in the public eye with the term "fashion" that the more general term "costume" has in popular use mostly been relegated to special senses like fancy dress or masquerade wear, while the term "fashion" means clothing generally, and the study of it.

Tu petikan dari Mr. Wikipedia. Kalau tak suka Mr, korang leh panggil Mrs. Sekarang korang tengok gambar ni:

Soalan : Adakah itu fashion atau mungkinkah ia costume?

Cedera otak sekejap bila tengok ada budak ala-ala nak dress up hip hop beria pakai seluar gedobos2 camtu. Dah la londeh, kalau pakai brief tu kira ada gak pengecualian daripada nak menyumpah. Ni tak...Takde! Boleng je. Jadahnya? Kalau montot tu gebu, pejal ala2 iklan "sehalus punggung bayi" tu takpe gak. Yang dia nyer..macam kek tak naik, gelap, kusam...ada kesan2 bintat plak tu.

Memanglah sentap bila pandang. Apalah faedahnya pakai seluar beso2 dah macam guni tu. Nak kata dorang sumbat barang banyak sangat sampai londeh tak plak..Memang sengaja dilondehkan. Silap beli saiz ke? Kan ada return policy. Pergilah tukar baru yang lebih selesa tak dan seksa mata orang lain memandang.

Cool ke? Tak pun. Siap leh tonggeng2 ikat tali kasut. Lagi lah nampak cacat ngan lurah2 gelap yang tak best langsung nak tengok. I like free stuff but seing the free show of urs does not make it to my list. Kalau nak diingati pun, carilah yang senonoh sikit. Turn off seh tengok pungkok hang.

:: Bila Inai Sudah Di Jari... ::

Ada perempuan sukakan manicure. Ya, cK juga. Cuma, cK lebih suka pakai buffer RM19.90 tu kilatkan kuku biar bersinar, sebatu dah nampak. Nak tepek kaler2 kat kuku, cK tak berapa minat. Tengok ok, buat tak mahu. Tapi, cK lemah bila tengok orang berinai. 

Harap maklum ya kawan-kawan, saya bukan jakun. Dan bukan juga meroyan rasa nak kahwin. Tapi, saya rasa teruja bila tengok tukang buat inai tu rilek je main lukis2 atas tangan orang. Tak payah nak tampal design ke apa. Free style je dorang buat. Memang tabiklah. 

Rasanya kali terakhir cK terjebak ngan inai ni masa raya dua tahun lepas kot? Tahun lepas ada gak cari, tapi tak jumpa. Kalau jumpa pun dorang bz sangat sebab time tu dah dekat ngan Deepavali. Semalam, masa cK jalan2 teman Mama kat Jalan TAR...cK nampak minah salleh sorang ni dok angkat tangan sambil jalan berhati-hati tak mahu dilanggar, terlanggar atau melanggar orang. cK nampak tangan minah tu ada inai! Oh teruja!

Sampai kat kedai bunga, cK sempat tanya awek kedai tu mana nak cari tukang buat inai. Awek tu offer nak bagi no telefon,tapi cK takmau. Bukan apa, cK percaya kalau dah rezeki cK sure jumpa. Kalau tak jumpa, takde rezekilah tu. Sambil2 jalan tu, tiba2 Mama kata "Ha, Kak! Tu orang buat inai!".

Jeng jeng jeng! Dah depan mata ni...seronok ni. cK tanya berapa. Dia kata "Lima ringgit je satu tangan". Oh yeah? Yeeehaaa!!!! Suka suka suka. Ya, cK tahu ini membazir..Maka cK takmau la spent so much on it. Setakat RM10 tu...oklah lagi. NI ada kedai charge sampai RM15 sebelah tangan. Ishh.gila gila.

Berdasarkan rekod peribadi, inai ni bagai hilang dalam masa 3 minggu lagi. Its ok, i love seeing them on my hand. Tak macam tatoo, sakit seksa je nak buat. Inai ni sejuk je. Sampai masa, inai kering dan jatuh sendiri. Now, cK bley bayang lari2 kat tengah padang, intai2 celah pokok..pastu golek2 sambil sari kena tarik ngan abam hensem. Meooowww! I loike lah!

:: Mahal atau Murah, Yang Penting Ingat ::

Muhammad Amirul Daniel telah pun menginjak ke usia 8 tahun. Jauh sudah perjalan hidupnya. Daripada tak tahu mengeja, sekarang dah boleh menulis dan membaca. Mengira pun dah laju je. Tengah sibuk menghafal sifir. Sebelum tidur, ayat lazim dia baca sebagai doa. Tak lupa sedekah AL-Fatihah pada arwah. 

Sempena hari ulang tahun Daniel, kitaorang anak beranak (termasuk seorang anak angkut) buat acara makan-makan mengejut untuk besday boy. Dia request nak chicken chop, so mama pun apa lagi..Turun padanglah dia sediakan apa yang patut. 

cK tak berpeluang nak masak-masak sama. Sempat belikan kek untuk Daniel. Lepas balik kerja, terus ke JJ cari barang-barang nak dijadikan hadiah. Yelah, cuti2 skolah ni boleh juga dia mafaatkan masa yang ada dengan aktiviti yang bernas. 

Trust me, its not easy to find something for a 8 years old boy. Pening! cK kalau boleh nak bagi sumtin yang make him think dan bukan leh buat main2 je. Sampai kat kids department, ada banyak mainan yang cK jumpa. Ada mesingun, ada keta ferrari/motor aprillia yang dia boleh dismantle and assemble sendiri, ada jugsaw puzzle of world atlas with activity book. 

Sampai waktu nak membayar, jumpa plak menda lain. Yang ni, cK rasa suka. Praxinoscope. Kekdah...Ni kira ala2 konsep tengok wayang gambar. Pernah tengok animation yang lukis kat bucu buku tu? Konsep dia lebih kurang sama. Just that, praxinoscope ni kena pusing2 manually la kan. Then u can actually see the picture came alive. Dari gambar statik, jadi gerak2. Jakun!

Besties got him sumtin too. Ni nak suh jadi arkeologis ni. Kena kikis2, sapu2 ngan berus sebongkah batu tu actually find tulang2 dinosour. I guess with those gift, Ewok can learn to be more patience and creative in whatever he'll be doing in life. 

Again, its not the price mahal atau murah...Yang penting, ingatan tulus ikhlas dan kasih sayang yang jelas dikongsi bersama yang tersayang. I love you Daniel.

:: In It ::

Woman has MAN in it

Mrs. has MR in it

Female has MALE in it

She has HE in it

Madam has ADAM in it

It all make sense now

How we are responsible to deliver a new life known as child to the world

How we manage to stay calm when someone we love hurts us badly

How we can hold our tears  thou our heart been torn in pieces

How we absorb all the pain to make sure our child feels better

Yes, salute to all women in this universe. You are superb!

:: Meet...ing? ::

Saya adalah seorang manusia yang tidak sama sekali suka untuk bermesyuarat. Ini sama sekali tidak ada kaita mengait dengan isu saya gugup, gagap atau takut untuk membentangkan sesuatu usul. 

Saya cuma tidak suka masa saya dibazirkan dengan berbual secara beramai-ramai didalam sebuah bilik besar yang dilengkapi dengan pendingin hawa yang disetkan pada suhu 25 darjah Celcius bersama-sama beberapa kerusi empuk yang mengelilingi sebiji meja oval yang disambungkan pada wayar-wayar halus yang boleh memancarkan visual di atas layar putih sambil melayari internet jalur lebar tanpa wayar.  

Beberapa manusia akan bergilir-gilir membentangkan isu masing-masing sebelum dibahas, dibangkang, disokong oleh orang-orang lain yang berada di kawasan kejadian. Ada masanya, beberapa cerita akan diselitkan hingga memakan masa yang lebih lama berbanding pembentangan agenda yang sebenar. Di sambut pula dengan hilai tawa, serta gelak beria-ria oleh pekerja-pekerja yang cuba untuk membodek boss. 

Setelah penat bergelak ketawa, masing-masing bakal senyum lega kerana kopi dan kuih karipap ada tersedia. Kalau nasib baik, mungkin ada peluang untuk merasa bihun sedap air tangan akak cafeteria. Lebih banyak perkara berbangkit yang diperkata, maka banyaklah juga tarikh-tarikh tertentu terpaksa ditunda. Hasilnya? Lain kali kita cerita. Takpa, yang luak bukan duit kita.

Mesyuarat sepatutnya tempat untuk mencapai kata sepakat dan membuat keputusan akhir dalam sesuatu perkara. Bukanlah tempat untuk membuang masa berbicara hampir 15 minit tentang isu 'tandas'. Rimas! Itu belum kira 'iklan' tentang my son, my daugther, my previous uni, my fren...etc2. 

Mesyuarat bagi saya adalah satu detik penting untuk berkongsi maklumat dan membuat keputusan. As simple as that. Maka, saya kurang berminat nak bermesyuarat lama-lama untuk sesuatu yang boleh diselesaikan kurang dari lima minit. Lainlah kalau nak buat rundingan damai sebab opis kena tawan ke, ada orang letak bom dalam opis ke..ha itu ok kalau lama2. Kalau setakat nak keluar dari bilik dan gelak2 lepas tu terpaksa tunggu mesyuarat seterusnya baru nak selesai segala, terima kasih saja. Saya tak mau join ya.

Patutlah dipanggil minit mesyuarat. Memang sangat lama prosesnya. Nasib bukan saat mesyuarat!

:: Dah 8 Tahun? ::

8 Jun 2010

Muhammad Amirul Daniel, 

Selamat Ulang Tahun ke Lapan!

(malas nak taip panjang-panjang, sebab dia curi2 baca kat sebelah)

:: Killing - The New IN Thing ?::

"I could've killed all the Jews in the world, but I kept some alive, so that you can see why I was killing them"

Adolf Hitler

Ironic isn't it? It would be different if the statement came from someone else, not Hitler the Nazi's world-known leader who has made killing as his profession. But again, its been said. By him. The killer, himself. Who else can say it better than him?

In Malay, we used to hear the saying 'Hanya jauhari mengenal manikam'. Meaning, only the one with all the experience in the area / field will have all the knowledge and value in saying things related to his area. Thus, no one can do it better when speaking on Jews though he has to compare them with his own kind. 

Since i was a small kid, i've heard, watch and read all the unacceptable excuses (one after another) being given from this unethical people. With all the force that we (as in the world) have, i failed to understand why cant we stop this nonsense. While we are celebrating our birthday, anniversary, independence day each year..those people in Palastine feels so blessed if none of them been killed on the day. Not to mentioned how blessed they are if they can have their meal maybe once a day? 

Education? They certainly learned how to run fast enough from being shot by the animals. Leisure? Manage to lean on each others back and heal their breath for not being shot by the animals. Art? Sand is the canvas and blood is the paint for the abstract paint, after you get shot by the animals. Forgive me for using too many animals though i think animals is better than them. At least they can be tame and trained. Oh shoot! Same goes to them! They can be tame with powers and they've been trained to kill. How can i missed that!

For my brothers and sisters there, my prayers will be with you always.  Alhamdulillah for those who have made it there and return safely in one piece. For those who doesnt, Syahid awaits you, my true warrior.

Was it so hard to teach them a lesson? Or was it too late?

:: Demam Dulu...Demam Sekarang...::

Demam dulu...Kot panas-panas badan tu, tak heranlah esok lusa sure kebah

Demam sekarang...Badan panas sikit, terus panik tak tenteram hati dah

Demam dulu ... Demam is demam, nothing more nothing less

Demam sekarang ... Demam not only demam, nothing is less, everything is more

Demam dulu ... Telan panadol, hilanglah semua

Demam sekarang ... Sebelum telan ubat, kena amik temperature, scan sikit sana. 

Demam dulu ... Tak payah jumpa doktor pun tak apa

Demam sekarang ... Nasib baik dapat ubat-balik, nasib kurang baik, ubat dapat siap kena tahan dalam bilik

Demam dulu ... Kita kenal ada 4 je jenis demam - demam panas, demam campak, demam selsema, demam denggi

Demam sekarang ... Dahlah ada 4 kena campur plak ngan H1N1, ILI. Kot kalau selsema ada selsema burung, selsema babs...ngan tah apa2 selsema lagi...

Demam dulu ... Modal nak baik tak banyak...takat panadol ngan air badak

Demam sekarang ... modal kena keluar sikit lagi leh beli anak badak

Demam dulu ... Orang selalu kata, jangan manjakan diri..keluarkan peluh, buat kerja

Demam sekarang ... Orang akan kata, rehatkan diri..jangan fikir kerja

Yang panting, cK dah rasa semangat nak kerja esok. Deria rasa dah mula berfungsi semula, tekak pun dah tak berapa rasa sakit. Badan dah mula segar, selera dah mula datang. Duduk rumah lama-lama buat cK rasa lemah tak berdaya. Weird, but i do missed my workstation! Dang! 

:: It's Much More Easier When You Are Younger.... ::

...and you see a boy/girl standing at the corner looking at you. You wont feel nervous but you'll find it funny how he can stare for almost 3 minutes or more without blinking. You will then smile back and keep doing it every time she/he look at you. Now? You will have to 'curi-curi' to stare at him/her. If you are lucky, you'll get his/her number. Otherwise, you'll be ignored. 

...and you had a crush with someone older (read : your teacher). You write your feeling on a piece of paper contains few letters (read : I LOVE YOU) and hands it over. You won't bother what others have to say about it. You just do it. Now? Age different has become your biggest concern.  You prefer to keep it low key and hopefully no one will find out.

...and your 'secret admirer' sent you a love letter. You share it with all the people you probably know. You'll be smilling the whole day and can't stop talking about it day after day. Secretly, you hope the cute boy from next class is the writer. Now? You feel weird to receive a letter from anonymous writter. If someone like you, say it out loud.

...and someone gives you a hard times at school. All you gotta do is to plan for a revenge with your girls / boys. Fight is cool and you can be popular too. Now? You are just to tired to get involved. Plus, others find it silly and you, you dont want to look stupid.

...and you forget to complete your schoolwork. You can always copy the answer from your friend. Afterall, there will be only one answer and hopefully you get it right. Now? You can't copy anyone but yes, you can take the credit for someone else's work especially when you are the boss.

...and you failed your test. Other than being lectured by your class teachers and your parent, you'll still get your allowance without failed. Now? Failed is not an option and never be. You failed to get things done, and you're done. D.O.N.E.

...and you'll be wearing the same snickers with your favourite blue shirt which probably looks more or less like the 'kain lap' symbolized how often you put it on. As you grow older, you need to spent on clothes. You just don't want to get spotted wearing the same 'baju' more than 3 times in less than 2 weeks.

...and filling up your tummy with all the food you can have is never an issue. You can have your candies not long after you've finished you hamburger and that is before you starts to dig the ice cream. Or you may have it all in one go. Today, you rather starve just to fit that tiny baby t and wait till you get pregnant and eat-all-you-can. Simple. Blame it on the hormones.

...and just go for it. It's like you have a super power or at least been possessed by demon that you just do whatever comes to your mind. Write a poem for your love ones, scratch your Principal's car, skip classes..you just do it. The last thing you'll do is to think on the consequences. Well, its not gonna be the same now. The process is officially been reversed  by nature. You got to think before you do something. By the time you done with thinking, your desires to do things that you wanted to, just gone. 

...and you don't have to earn your living doing things called W.O.R.K. That used to be the responsibilities for Mummy and Daddy. Being young, U just have to ask for your shares and spent it wisely. Now? You got to drag yourself each day to the office, play a bit of politics and crack your head dealing with few idiots you meet along the way.

Don't you wish you were slightly younger after reading all these? Well, no pain no gain. Experience helps you to mature and be more wiser in taking charge of yourself and your life. Being young is just a part of the experience. Don't feel too bad about it. Afterall, 30 is the new 20. Deal with it.