:: Things ( about you ) That Drives Me Crazy ::

Its been like a week or two with you and i failed to understand some of your lines. Are we not speaking on a same tune here?

1. "Aku je boleh gile kuasa. Kau jangan nak perasan". 

I think you are being paranoid for saying so. Yeah right! We are not in a war or 'rampasan kuasa' that u have come with such statement. Don't tell me you feel threaten with my presence. Or...maybe you should?

2. "Ye, aku ni memang kaki bodek, kaki kipas". 

So? Berapa ramai yang kau nak kipas? Maybe u should consider to install an air conditioner? Make it 2 h.p lah. Nyaman sikit kehidupan kau. Me? I dont need to bodek2. I believe in my capabilities and strength. Err....do you have one?

3. "Aku memang pentingkan diri sendiri"

Oh great! Just great. Fyi, me too! But still, i learn to prioritize. I cant be winning all the time (though i can). As long as your arrangement tak menyusahkan other people, it should be ok. Do NOT by any chance you try to cross the border - my border. For once, please get the dictionary and try to memorize whats 'TEAM' was supposed to mean.

4. "Kau ikut je cakap aku. Paham?"

NO, i dont. I am not a machine or a clueless blondie that you can orders to do things as u wish to. I need explanation, and reason for doing things. Membabi buta is not in my list and i dont wish to add them in. You tell me what is your expectation and deadline, i'll do it my way. 

5. "Let me read/see them first, each and everytime"

Did i tell u that i'm not good in taking orders? Come out with 101 rules and you'll be dissapointed. Rules are meant to be broken. Why u so like that? Its not like everything must wait for you wooo...Unless you sign my cheque, i'll consider.

I dont appreciate you to say the above again and again and again. It sounds so sickening. And please, you dont want me to puke on your expensive shoes. Doncha? Be more sacarstic, you'll get double from me. At a time, you may score bonus. I am not here to fight with you neither to be your bestfriend. Be real.

When you enter a new place, study the environment before you decide to change the colors. Whats coming from your previous place may be irrelevant now. Stop trying to be significant to the world. You are not a King nor a Queen that you need to worry on your kingdom. Politics is not something i fancy. If you wanna be one of the politicians, you'll enter the wrong place. There's the door, off you go.

:: Seluar Tampung ::

Fashion, a general term for the style and custom prevalent at a given time, in its most common usage refers to costume or clothing style. The more technical term, costume, has become so linked in the public eye with the term "fashion" that the more general term "costume" has in popular use mostly been relegated to special senses like fancy dress or masquerade wear, while the term "fashion" means clothing generally, and the study of it.

Tu petikan dari Mr. Wikipedia. Kalau tak suka Mr, korang leh panggil Mrs. Sekarang korang tengok gambar ni:

Soalan : Adakah itu fashion atau mungkinkah ia costume?

Cedera otak sekejap bila tengok ada budak ala-ala nak dress up hip hop beria pakai seluar gedobos2 camtu. Dah la londeh, kalau pakai brief tu kira ada gak pengecualian daripada nak menyumpah. Ni tak...Takde! Boleng je. Jadahnya? Kalau montot tu gebu, pejal ala2 iklan "sehalus punggung bayi" tu takpe gak. Yang dia nyer..macam kek tak naik, gelap, kusam...ada kesan2 bintat plak tu.

Memanglah sentap bila pandang. Apalah faedahnya pakai seluar beso2 dah macam guni tu. Nak kata dorang sumbat barang banyak sangat sampai londeh tak plak..Memang sengaja dilondehkan. Silap beli saiz ke? Kan ada return policy. Pergilah tukar baru yang lebih selesa tak dan seksa mata orang lain memandang.

Cool ke? Tak pun. Siap leh tonggeng2 ikat tali kasut. Lagi lah nampak cacat ngan lurah2 gelap yang tak best langsung nak tengok. I like free stuff but seing the free show of urs does not make it to my list. Kalau nak diingati pun, carilah yang senonoh sikit. Turn off seh tengok pungkok hang.

:: Bila Inai Sudah Di Jari... ::

Ada perempuan sukakan manicure. Ya, cK juga. Cuma, cK lebih suka pakai buffer RM19.90 tu kilatkan kuku biar bersinar, sebatu dah nampak. Nak tepek kaler2 kat kuku, cK tak berapa minat. Tengok ok, buat tak mahu. Tapi, cK lemah bila tengok orang berinai. 

Harap maklum ya kawan-kawan, saya bukan jakun. Dan bukan juga meroyan rasa nak kahwin. Tapi, saya rasa teruja bila tengok tukang buat inai tu rilek je main lukis2 atas tangan orang. Tak payah nak tampal design ke apa. Free style je dorang buat. Memang tabiklah. 

Rasanya kali terakhir cK terjebak ngan inai ni masa raya dua tahun lepas kot? Tahun lepas ada gak cari, tapi tak jumpa. Kalau jumpa pun dorang bz sangat sebab time tu dah dekat ngan Deepavali. Semalam, masa cK jalan2 teman Mama kat Jalan TAR...cK nampak minah salleh sorang ni dok angkat tangan sambil jalan berhati-hati tak mahu dilanggar, terlanggar atau melanggar orang. cK nampak tangan minah tu ada inai! Oh teruja!

Sampai kat kedai bunga, cK sempat tanya awek kedai tu mana nak cari tukang buat inai. Awek tu offer nak bagi no telefon,tapi cK takmau. Bukan apa, cK percaya kalau dah rezeki cK sure jumpa. Kalau tak jumpa, takde rezekilah tu. Sambil2 jalan tu, tiba2 Mama kata "Ha, Kak! Tu orang buat inai!".

Jeng jeng jeng! Dah depan mata ni...seronok ni. cK tanya berapa. Dia kata "Lima ringgit je satu tangan". Oh yeah? Yeeehaaa!!!! Suka suka suka. Ya, cK tahu ini membazir..Maka cK takmau la spent so much on it. Setakat RM10 tu...oklah lagi. NI ada kedai charge sampai RM15 sebelah tangan. Ishh.gila gila.

Berdasarkan rekod peribadi, inai ni bagai hilang dalam masa 3 minggu lagi. Its ok, i love seeing them on my hand. Tak macam tatoo, sakit seksa je nak buat. Inai ni sejuk je. Sampai masa, inai kering dan jatuh sendiri. Now, cK bley bayang lari2 kat tengah padang, intai2 celah pokok..pastu golek2 sambil sari kena tarik ngan abam hensem. Meooowww! I loike lah!